The V game

How am I a magician??

Wow first post in a long time, Dstrbd Angl.

You know y'all can just call me Angl??
But yeah, I've been grounded for, like, two months. I'm still grounded though. Until the end of this month. (sssshh)

What did you do?

HEY! MR AND MRS ANGL'S MOM AND DAD!!!! SHE ON DA COMPOOTER EVEN DOH SHE STILL GROUNDED!!!!!!

I'm never supposed to be doing anything on the computer other than schoolwork and listening to music.

^ Fucking sucks and deserves to be put in a sac and beaten against several alligators.

< IS A KEEEEEEEEEEEEWL DEWD!

V Smells like cabbage.

HA!
^ Saddly mistaken.
< Does not smell like cabbage.
v 's school day is not over?


And no one ever answered me. How am I a magician??

^ It's Sunday.
< I figured I'd revive a dead thread by posting here, but looks like somebody beat me to that a couple days ago.
v doesn't like NutterButters

^ Is full of shit

< How could I not like NutterButters?

V Is just as confused

^ Is a kike.

< Doesn't like NutterButters

v Secretly wants Knightfall to rub his genitals against their face.*


*THREAD DIES!

^ Thread lives, Jew

< Doesn't want male genitals in face. *shivers*

v Thread lives.

^ Thread shall live.
< Keeping the thread alive.
v Agrees?

^thread dies and lives
<Is cool
v bitches too much

^Is a bitch

<Is very cool.

v Likes Lady Gaga

^ is a slanderous whore

< would rather eat a rotting embryo than listen to lady gaga

V is gay

^wishes I was gay

< Isnt gay

v is gay

^dumb fuck
< can't be gay
v needs a life

^ could very well be gay

< is having a hard time deciding on whether he should buy Colosseum or Tyranny

V has no clue who either band is

^ Is correct.
< Doesn't care.
V Is going to hell.

^sorry you had a place in hell first
<is darling
v jealous prick

^ should care, both are excellent bands

< doesn't care about Hell, is too busy sinning

V is angry with mah blasphemies

^got it all wrong
< pwns
v wishes they could pwn

^ Is a fool

< Would rather be fapping

V Wants me

^ Is wrong
< wants Vintage
V wants me