The V game

^ is a follower
< doesnt have a pic of hammy on her wall
v wishes to catch hammy in the nude

^ is forcing her sick fantasies on me

< most certainly does not want to catch Hammy in the nude

v is gay

^wishes I was gay
< never forced anything on you
v denys erotic fantasies of hammy

^ has erotic fantasies about Hammy

< why would I wish you were gay?

v is even more twisted and fucked up than Hammy

^ fucks himself
< idk you just do for your own amusement
v is watching tv

^swears too much

<isnt watching TV, dumbass

V likes faggy music

^eats too much
< doesn't swear too much
v watching tv and is in denial

^ also eats too much

< thinks TV is gay

v is the one in denial

^loves food
< isn't in denial
v is cool

^ is in denial

< is very cool

v isnt cool

^ loves sun
< is happy
v has a tan

^is wrong

<has not tan

V is gettign too cheerful

^lies about not having a tan
<Is very cheery
v wants to be happy

^ is refusing to believe the truth

< is happy

V is too tanned

^is sloppy
< doesn't tan at all
v has issues

^ is a hypocrite

< isnt tanned at all, is white as skimmed milk

V uses tanning booths

^ is crazy
< doesnt need a tanning booth because my tan is au natural
v uses spray tans

^ is a tanning elitist

< doesnt use tans sprays

V uses tans sprays

^ is a liar
< was born with a tan already thanks to genetics
v wishes you were as lucky as me

^ is unlucky

< is lucky and has superior genetics

v is a liar

^is unluckier
< has even more superior genetics
v loves liars

^ is even unluckier

< is very cool and honest

V has inferior genetics

^ is trans
< has very superior genetics
v lies ,steals and cheats to get what you want

^ lies steals and cheats because she is a woman and women do that stuff

< is most certainly not a trans

V is a trans

^sexist
< is innocent
v wants ice cream