Mayhem's Greatest Fails

If someone's post is just shockingly bad, preferably in a way that makes them look insanely retarded, post it here. Of course, there are several people who deserve to have every post of theirs quoted in here, but try not to overuse them (sorry to have called you out like that Angl, Hammy, and Knight).

Distrbd Angl wrote:

I know what role-playing is. I didn't think that because I was a dude that made us both faggs. But, hey, what do I know, right?

Oh. My. Gawd.

*moved to proper place*

Haimerej wrote:

Religion is actually necessary for keeping people concentrated and stuff, unless you're one of those mindless fucks that just follow the doctrine set for you, then you should stfu and die.

This, I believe, is appropriate.

Twas his crowning hour.

I could just make it so Hammy can only post in this thread to save us all a lot of time if you like

Distrbd Angl wrote:

Now playing thread? Where's that at?

Knightfall wrote:

I could just make it so Hammy can only post in this thread to save us all a lot of time if you like

But that would deny us the fun of quoting him here and ridiculing him accordingly.

^Where was that?

In her post begging me to not involve Cash in ze rape

Distrbd Angl wrote:

And on a random note:: Bob l'eponge a Patrick's petite amie.

I know what you're trying to say, but your grammar, as in english, is horrendous. What you actually said (in franglish):

Bob (the sponge) has Patrick's (not in french) girlfriend.

You utterly fail. Not to mention how lame and non sequitur the sentence was to begin with.

Hey Knightfall, can you just make him/her/it post in this thread only? It would save us so much time.

It would...but this thread would fill up too quickly....

its been less than 24 hours and there are already 4 of Angls quotes here. Most impressive.

haha- You wanna know what I think is great? I'm the main topic of this board. And don't talk to me, Phil. That's what my french teacher told us.

Youre only the main topic because you are stupid/funny. And your French teacher clearly is an idiot.

So we agree?

Nyet.

?

It means nobody loves you, angl

Nyet is Russian for no.

Yeah. I know.

...NOBODY...

SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!!

Calm down. Now. Or else.