The word ASSociation game

But it's icky have you run through a field or grass with all those fuckers jumping up at you?

You could just smother them all with your fat.

Yes. They are amusing. It is fun to see if you can swat them out of the air.

Oh man, I had so much fun when I was a kid. There was death everywhere. Theres a valley below my parents house that was my domain. I'll take a picture of it today to show you. The guy who owned the property used to run big herds of cattle through it. We used to go down and look for the dead ones, and chase off the coyotes so we could poke the dead cows with sticks.

And we'd clean out the skulls, wash them, and run around with them tied to the tops of our heads.

Try running through a field and have a coyote jump out at you. Now that'll throw you for a loop.

I've been looking for a big longhorn skull. I want to collect a bunch of skulls and bones so that when me and my friends decide to finally buy a house we can just litter the lawn with them. I want the longhorn for a centerpiece.

Hah I was chased by coyotes when I was jogging in Texas.

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

I've been looking for a big longhorn skull. I want to collect a bunch of skulls and bones so that when me and my friends decide to finally buy a house we can just litter the lawn with them. I want the longhorn for a centerpiece.

Suprise, suprise, theres a guy that has some here!

Goat wrote:

Hah I was chased by coyotes when I was jogging in Texas.

Shoulda stopped and kicked their asses.

Goat wrote:

Hah I was chased by coyotes when I was jogging in Texas.

They used to come up from the valley all the time, tear apart our cats and litter the driveway with them.


For future reference, a 2 and a half foot windchime pipe works great againt those little buggers.

I_am_the_black_wizard wrote:

Suprise, suprise, theres a guy that has some here!

You realize that now I am going to have to go there, kill him, and steal his decorations, right?

Phil wrote:

Goat wrote:

Hah I was chased by coyotes when I was jogging in Texas.

Shoulda stopped and kicked their asses.

got the fuck out of there asap

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

I_am_the_black_wizard wrote:

Suprise, suprise, theres a guy that has some here!

You realize that now I am going to have to go there, kill him, and steal his decorations, right?

I realize this, but as long as we hang out for a bit and fuck with some people, I'm perfectly fine with it.

We would also have to make a death cult. Our Kool-aid will be the only ones lacking rat poison. Just for the laughs.

Ooooh, I like that idea! I have a few people that I deeply dislike who I'd love to have as a momentary part of the cult.

Cults are fun, especially death cults.

cremation

Yes! Like I said, somewhere on this site, I got to learn about them in my Notorious and Infamous class. After that, I tried to refuse to go to my sister's confirmation into my family's Lutheran Church, but they made me go anyway. I didn't take communion though. Fuck that. I was baptised and comfirmed a Lutheran, but since it wasn't my choice, I see my membership to be null and void.

I was raised a catholic, I got as far as baptism, was supposed to do my communion the week after I turned 8. But when I was 7 I outgrew imaginary friends and so stopped believing in God, Jesus, Mary, etc. My parents were not pleased.

Baptised + confirmed into the Roman Catholic Church.

Fuck that shit.

Yeah man, I figure B and E in catholic churches is more than enough to show that I don't consider myself a catholic anymore. But just to be safe I plan on burning more than a few churches.

I get told all the time that it doesn't matter, once baptised, always a member.

Fuck that, I say.

I didn't want it, so it doesn't count.

Being forced into Christianity doesn't count, lol.

I wasn't forced

My argument to that is 'I was baptised as a baby. I had no choice in the matter. You can't judge someone based on the actions of their parents.' Then I walk away. I've held a conversation with a priest though, apparently the only way for me to 'officially' not be a catholic is for the pope to ex-communicate me. So I'm thinking about writing him a letter.