the story game

Zap! wrote:

the rules are simple. add around 5 words to the story. but keep it clean

(sometimes five is too many others too few)

whever he needed something cut

he would us his vag

To call a doctor who

Had no idea what he was doing

And ended up killing everyone.

The end

Yay!!

Once upon a time

There was a brothel full of

Politicians

wearing banana hammocks

And bow ties

On their crotch

What they didn't know was...

lurking in the corner

Was a rabid platapus

Eating pineapples

With it's left foot

Up it's bum, while other

Fondled itself with a toilet paper tube

while silently stroking red strawberries

Which smelled like feet

and tasted like stir fried duck

with a hint of lemon

meanwhile