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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 pm

yes, you should laugh your ass off!!! the only thing that would restrain you is morals, lose a few!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:38 pm

i like your siggy, jack. Happy Gilmore is the shiat!!!!
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And it wasn't morals, it was the position of the spear in the guy's left hand looked like..... The official joke thread. - Page 2 884464
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 11:47 pm

Want to hear a Joke?

Juliana Wetmore
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyWed Mar 04, 2009 12:41 am

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptySun Jul 05, 2009 9:39 pm

what part of a vegetable is the hardest to digest?

the wheelchair!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptySun Jul 05, 2009 11:41 pm

Why there aren't any White M&Ms.
Because they would enslave the black M&Ms, steal all the red M&Ms' land, hunt the blue M&Ms to extinction, accuse the yellow M&Ms of obstructing trade, start a panic that the little green M&Ms were invading Earth, and complain that the brown M&Ms were taking all their jobs
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 5:25 pm

hah!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 5:30 pm

why do women have boobs? so you have something to look at when your talking to them
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyTue Jul 07, 2009 10:12 am

I thought that's why they wore their hair long >.>

imaginary convo between one of my online friends and if he met an alien

Alien: I come in peace
Victor: I cum in war


It's funnier if you know Victor... he really DOES have a violence fetish.
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 12:12 pm

why are chainsaws racist?


when you start them up and rev them the go run nigga nigga nigga nigga RUN RUN RUN nigga nigga nigga

and when they go throgh a tree they go

j-j-jew jew jew


(if you say it out loud prettendin you are an engne or somthing it sounds best hard the get the point across via letter, much better live)
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 1:54 pm

My weedwhacker sounds surprisingly similar
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyMon Jul 13, 2009 5:34 am

Prius is a little similar as well, except it goes more like this when it's passing by you

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gay

and when it's idling it goes

homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyMon Jul 13, 2009 6:59 am

Haimerej wrote:
Prius is a little similar as well, except it goes more like this when it's passing by you

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gay

JEFF DUNHAM!!!!! You stole this from him
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyMon Jul 13, 2009 6:59 am

Silence! I kill you!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyMon Jul 13, 2009 7:02 am

That as well
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 15, 2009 12:55 am

This thread needs moar dead baby

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.

Q:What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q:Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A:So it can finish sucking you off.

Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?
A: How the fuck should I know? I was too busy masturbating.

Q: How do you stop a baby from turning around in a hallway?
A: Throw a javelin through its head.

Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
A: Throw a javelin through its head.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Nachos.

Q: What's funnier than ten dead babies stapled to a tree?
A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What is red and creeping up your legs?
A: A homesick abortion!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: Juliana Wetmore

Q: What is this vessel that I'm putting your baby into?
A: A blender

Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender?
A: Use a straw.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork

Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies?
A: Depends how hard you throw em.
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 15, 2009 1:50 am

So a jew with a boner walks into a wall what does he say?
Ow my nose.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.

Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers tattooed on their arms.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

>:3
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 15, 2009 7:30 am

Blackwater-RiD wrote:
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender.

The question is:

WILL IT BLEND?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 15, 2009 7:49 am

Blackwater-RiD wrote:
This thread needs moar dead baby

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.

Q:What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q:Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A:So it can finish sucking you off.

Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?
A: How the fuck should I know? I was too busy masturbating.

Q: How do you stop a baby from turning around in a hallway?
A: Throw a javelin through its head.

Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
A: Throw a javelin through its head.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Nachos.

Q: What's funnier than ten dead babies stapled to a tree?
A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What is red and creeping up your legs?
A: A homesick abortion!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: Juliana Wetmore

Q: What is this vessel that I'm putting your baby into?
A: A blender

Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender?
A: Use a straw.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork

Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies?
A: Depends how hard you throw em.

Ah, good bit o morbid humor, jolly good show
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyThu Jul 16, 2009 12:00 am

Haimerej wrote:
Blackwater-RiD wrote:
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender.

The question is:

WILL IT BLEND?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g

Wow that's funny
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyThu Jul 16, 2009 12:02 am

Why does chuck norris always have sex on top? Cause he never fucks up!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyThu Jul 16, 2009 12:09 am

Protip: Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyThu Jul 16, 2009 6:38 am

Blackwater-RiD wrote:
Protip: Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

indeed
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. - Page 2 EmptyThu Jul 16, 2009 11:31 am

Here's Bob. Bob said that he was Edward Cullen, so Dean Winchester killed him. Haha Bob.
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