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Andantilus Thor's banhammer
Number of posts : 938 Registration date : 2009-02-26 Age : 2022 Location : Palmer Station, Antarctica.
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 pm | |
| yes, you should laugh your ass off!!! the only thing that would restrain you is morals, lose a few! | |
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Phil Grammar Nazi
Number of posts : 5715 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 36 Location : On the Spiral
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:38 pm | |
| i like your siggy, jack. Happy Gilmore is the shiat!!!! | |
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Knightfall Madgod
Number of posts : 8624 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Who wants to know?
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:39 pm | |
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Blackwater-RiD Retired Troll
Number of posts : 1351 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:47 pm | |
| Want to hear a Joke?
Juliana Wetmore | |
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temo Lord of the Manor
Number of posts : 2285 Registration date : 2009-02-28 Age : 31 Location : ENGLAND
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:41 am | |
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Re4master Little Man
Number of posts : 44 Registration date : 2009-05-25 Age : 29 Location : Forestburg, Alberta, Canada
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:39 pm | |
| what part of a vegetable is the hardest to digest?
the wheelchair! | |
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Haimerej Frustrated Novelist
Number of posts : 3010 Registration date : 2009-06-17 Age : 31 Location : New England
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:41 pm | |
| Why there aren't any White M&Ms. Because they would enslave the black M&Ms, steal all the red M&Ms' land, hunt the blue M&Ms to extinction, accuse the yellow M&Ms of obstructing trade, start a panic that the little green M&Ms were invading Earth, and complain that the brown M&Ms were taking all their jobs | |
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Re4master Little Man
Number of posts : 44 Registration date : 2009-05-25 Age : 29 Location : Forestburg, Alberta, Canada
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:25 pm | |
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Re4master Little Man
Number of posts : 44 Registration date : 2009-05-25 Age : 29 Location : Forestburg, Alberta, Canada
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:30 pm | |
| why do women have boobs? so you have something to look at when your talking to them | |
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Haimerej Frustrated Novelist
Number of posts : 3010 Registration date : 2009-06-17 Age : 31 Location : New England
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:12 am | |
| I thought that's why they wore their hair long >.>
imaginary convo between one of my online friends and if he met an alien
Alien: I come in peace Victor: I cum in war
It's funnier if you know Victor... he really DOES have a violence fetish. | |
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Zap! Canadian Sensation
Number of posts : 616 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:12 pm | |
| why are chainsaws racist?
when you start them up and rev them the go run nigga nigga nigga nigga RUN RUN RUN nigga nigga nigga
and when they go throgh a tree they go
j-j-jew jew jew
(if you say it out loud prettendin you are an engne or somthing it sounds best hard the get the point across via letter, much better live) | |
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Knightfall Madgod
Number of posts : 8624 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Who wants to know?
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:54 pm | |
| My weedwhacker sounds surprisingly similar | |
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Haimerej Frustrated Novelist
Number of posts : 3010 Registration date : 2009-06-17 Age : 31 Location : New England
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:34 am | |
| Prius is a little similar as well, except it goes more like this when it's passing by you
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gay
and when it's idling it goes
homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo | |
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Knightfall Madgod
Number of posts : 8624 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Who wants to know?
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:59 am | |
| - Haimerej wrote:
- Prius is a little similar as well, except it goes more like this when it's passing by you
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gay
JEFF DUNHAM!!!!! You stole this from him | |
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Haimerej Frustrated Novelist
Number of posts : 3010 Registration date : 2009-06-17 Age : 31 Location : New England
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:59 am | |
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Knightfall Madgod
Number of posts : 8624 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Who wants to know?
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:02 am | |
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Blackwater-RiD Retired Troll
Number of posts : 1351 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:55 am | |
| This thread needs moar dead baby
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off its head.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
Q:What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A: A baby in a microwave.
Q:Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? A:So it can finish sucking you off.
Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave? A: How the fuck should I know? I was too busy masturbating.
Q: How do you stop a baby from turning around in a hallway? A: Throw a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole? A: Throw a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth? A: Liquify them in a blender.
Q: How do you get them out? A: Nachos.
Q: What's funnier than ten dead babies stapled to a tree? A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees.
Q: What is red and creeping up your legs? A: A homesick abortion!
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Juliana Wetmore
Q: What is this vessel that I'm putting your baby into? A: A blender
Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender? A: Use a straw.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork
Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies? A: Depends how hard you throw em. | |
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Kirakishou Einsatzkommando
Number of posts : 361 Registration date : 2009-07-13 Age : 35 Location : Brooklyn, NY
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:50 am | |
| So a jew with a boner walks into a wall what does he say? Ow my nose.
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips
What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex? Facing Macy's.
Why are jews so good at math? They got all the answers tattooed on their arms.
What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
>:3 | |
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Haimerej Frustrated Novelist
Number of posts : 3010 Registration date : 2009-06-17 Age : 31 Location : New England
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:30 am | |
| - Blackwater-RiD wrote:
- Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender. The question is: WILL IT BLEND?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g | |
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Knightfall Madgod
Number of posts : 8624 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Who wants to know?
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:49 am | |
| - Blackwater-RiD wrote:
- This thread needs moar dead baby
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off its head.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
Q:What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A: A baby in a microwave.
Q:Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? A:So it can finish sucking you off.
Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave? A: How the fuck should I know? I was too busy masturbating.
Q: How do you stop a baby from turning around in a hallway? A: Throw a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole? A: Throw a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth? A: Liquify them in a blender.
Q: How do you get them out? A: Nachos.
Q: What's funnier than ten dead babies stapled to a tree? A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees.
Q: What is red and creeping up your legs? A: A homesick abortion!
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Juliana Wetmore
Q: What is this vessel that I'm putting your baby into? A: A blender
Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender? A: Use a straw.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork
Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies? A: Depends how hard you throw em. Ah, good bit o morbid humor, jolly good show | |
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Re4master Little Man
Number of posts : 44 Registration date : 2009-05-25 Age : 29 Location : Forestburg, Alberta, Canada
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:00 am | |
| - Haimerej wrote:
- Blackwater-RiD wrote:
- Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender. The question is:
WILL IT BLEND?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g Wow that's funny | |
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Re4master Little Man
Number of posts : 44 Registration date : 2009-05-25 Age : 29 Location : Forestburg, Alberta, Canada
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:02 am | |
| Why does chuck norris always have sex on top? Cause he never fucks up! | |
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Blackwater-RiD Retired Troll
Number of posts : 1351 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:09 am | |
| Protip: Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. | |
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Knightfall Madgod
Number of posts : 8624 Registration date : 2009-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Who wants to know?
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Haimerej Frustrated Novelist
Number of posts : 3010 Registration date : 2009-06-17 Age : 31 Location : New England
| Subject: Re: The official joke thread. Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:31 am | |
| Here's Bob. Bob said that he was Edward Cullen, so Dean Winchester killed him. Haha Bob. | |
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