Lady Gaqa

I hate lady gaga. If it were between getting stuck listening to JB or LGG for the rest of my life,I would choose JB.

vintage_disturbed56 wrote:

I hate lady gaga. If it were between getting stuck listening to JB or LGG for the rest of my life,I would choose JB.

What about suicide?

Kerberos wrote:

vintage_disturbed56 wrote:

I hate lady gaga. If it were between getting stuck listening to JB or LGG for the rest of my life,I would choose JB.

What about suicide?

Performing fellatio upon Dr. 12 Gauge? Better option than Jonas Brothers or Lady Gaga.

Nah suicide is a cowards way out.

Untrue. Some people are genuinely sick of living. I personally plan on killing myself at 38 or sooner if the desire strikes. I hate old people, I don't want to be one. It is all about your views on the world and the afterlife, I think that this is all we get and it is ridiculously flawed and pointless. People like me are prone to suicide as we are just too perfect to live in such an imperfect world.

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

Untrue. Some people are genuinely sick of living. I personally plan on killing myself at 38 or sooner if the desire strikes. I hate old people, I don't want to be one. It is all about your views on the world and the afterlife, I think that this is all we get and it is ridiculously flawed and pointless. People like me are prone to suicide as we are just too perfect to live in such an imperfect world.

Conceited much?

Not at all, just perfect.

Yeah, thats a bunch of BS. I believe in living life to the fullest. Yes, I dont want to get old but by the time I actually age (which oddly never happens in my case.....woot natural skin protection) They will come up with something to make you stay young forever...

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

Not at all, just perfect.

Nothing wrong with self-confidence I suppose.

Kerberos wrote:

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

Not at all, just perfect.

Nothing wrong with self-confidence I suppose.

WOULD YOU STOP THAT?! I would explain but im in too much of a shock.........

vintage_disturbed56 wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

Not at all, just perfect.

Nothing wrong with self-confidence I suppose.

WOULD YOU STOP THAT?! I would explain but im in too much of a shock.........

Now what did I do?

Just check your messages. -face palm-

Kerberos wrote:

Nothing wrong with self-confidence I suppose.

Not self-confidence, proven fact.

I'm 5'7", the perfect height for just about everything except for astronauting, but who the fuck wants to go into space anyways? I weigh roughly 125 lbs, not fat, but not Holocausted Jew. I have dirty blonde hair, the result of Norwegian being bred into the German blood. I have blue eyes, which allows for excellent night vision as the light colour allows for more light to pass to the retina. And I have white skin, which is perfect for avoiding a lack of vitamin d. Personality wise I am also perfect. I'm bipolar and borderline sociopathic, allowing for complete behavioral freedom.WHAT NOW?! Also, I live in Canada, which is clearly the best country as no one ever wants to attack us. Except the US, once, which is why we burned their fucking white house to the ground! We only missed one wall, which was made of brick. The tricky bastards!

Light colored eyes? its proven they are more sensative and can really get damaged from the suns rays. white skin? you can get vitamin d from food and drinks, if that was the case then why are people always tanning themselves? personality.....im not going there. MANSON FOR THE WIN........jkjk

Borderline sociopathic?

And New Zealand is better than both Canada and America.

vintage_disturbed56 wrote:

Light colored eyes? its proven they are more sensative and can really get damaged from the suns rays. white skin? you can get vitamin d from food and drinks, if that was the case then why are people always tanning themselves? personality.....im not going there. MANSON FOR THE WIN........jkjk

I FORGOT SOMETHING THAT ALSO MAKES ME MORE PERFECT! I have a foreskin.

I happen to love Charles Manson, thank you. He is a pretty cool guy.

Also, most white people tan themselves because they are silly. Smart people wear appropriate sun block as they don't take melanoma or skin cancer lightly. Also, African American culture has distorted societies views, now it is cooler to be tan. Personally I would like to be buried in the ground at all times possible, less sun = better.

Kerberos wrote:

Borderline sociopathic?

Yes. It means I have sociopathic tendencies but not enough to be considered a true sociopath.

Do you dream of being a true sociopath?

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

vintage_disturbed56 wrote:

Light colored eyes? its proven they are more sensative and can really get damaged from the suns rays. white skin? you can get vitamin d from food and drinks, if that was the case then why are people always tanning themselves? personality.....im not going there. MANSON FOR THE WIN........jkjk

I FORGOT SOMETHING THAT ALSO MAKES ME MORE PERFECT! I have a foreskin.

I happen to love Charles Manson, thank you. He is a pretty cool guy.

Also, most white people tan themselves because they are silly. Smart people wear appropriate sun block as they don't take melanoma or skin cancer lightly. Also, African American culture has distorted societies views, now it is cooler to be tan. Personally I would like to be buried in the ground at all times possible, less sun = better.

Kerberos wrote:

Borderline sociopathic?

Yes. It means I have sociopathic tendencies but not enough to be considered a true sociopath.

No, I doubt that AAs had anything to do with whites wanting to tan. Its something called a trend. If you look at it, now its not cool to be all white and pasty. You must have a tan to be cool. But I dont see why being tan is a trend when its something someones born with.....or can get from overexposure of the sun but they are doing it on purpose so......... whites can seriously only tan to that orange like color before skin cancer creeps in.

Blame celebreties.

I fucking hate celebrities. And yes, I wish I was a true sociopath. If I was a true sociopath I could kill people I dislike and then end up in a mental institution when they catch me rather in jail.

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

I fucking hate celebrities. And yes, I wish I was a true sociopath. If I was a true sociopath I could kill people I dislike and then end up in a mental institution when they catch me rather in jail.

News headline: Canadian Sociopath Gives Limp Bizkit Cement-Shoe Treatment.

Who would you kill, dare I ask?

The world is nothing without its celebs. I cant even imagine a world without famous people. Even back then we had famous people that everybody gossiped about. (not as extreme as today) celebs are in movies and music. without those two things life is kinda boring. we are in a age of technology. next year is the year of the tablet! TABLETS FOR THE WIN! cant wait till apple unveils that one!!! *that was off topic

Tablet?

Kerberos wrote:

News headline: Canadian Sociopath Gives Limp Bizkit Cement-Shoe Treatment.

Who would you kill, dare I ask?

Oddly enough, very nearly everyone I have ever met. Even more-so since I started working in customer service. I fucking hate people.

PerYngveOhlin wrote:

Even more-so since I started working in customer service. I fucking hate people.

Can't tell you how many times I said that either aloud or to myself working in cust. service