The Official Mayhem User Awards

I am blatently stealing this idea from another forum. However, unlike that forum, I'm letting you people decide what categories we shall vote on.

So, categories (examples: most useful member, biggest spammer, etc) post some so we may get to voting.


Yes, I got bored.

I say the biggest faggot should be a category.

That'd be a tough choice between Ham and Angl...

Consistency vs. excessiveness. Indeed it would.

Mayhem User Of The Year -
Best New User (October 09 onwards) -
Best Veteran User (pre-Oct 2009) -
Funniest User -
Friendliest User-
Meanest User -
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie -
Most Missed User -
Best Avatar -
Best Signature -
Scene Kid Award -
Most Improved User -
Most Intelligent User -
Least Intelligent User -
Least Appreciated User -
Most Over-Appreciated User -
Best Music Taste -
Worst Music Taste -
Most Attractive User -
Best Thread -
Worst Thread -
Best Mayhem Moment -
Best Band -
Worst Band -
Best Album (released post August '08) -
Worst Album (same) -
Most Irritatingly Cheerful -
Most Fantastically Miserable -
Contribution To The Mayhem Award -

Phil wrote:

I say the biggest faggot should be a category.

Agreed!

Though we all know that what's-his-name, the Lady Gaga fan will win.


EDIT: Gender confusion.

Fixed error in previous post.

I'm quite partial to the "Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie" category. I'm going to pick a person I know to receive that award. I'm going to give them a trophy and everything. I get 20% off at a craft store.

Along with the "Best Music Taste", "Worst Music Taste", and "Scene Kid" awards. Although the last one doesn't really deserve one, I'll do it anyway.

Thats a good idea.



Lol at the fixed error.

You're steeling this off the punk-o-matic website, aren't you?

Master Cthulhu wrote:

Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie -

My best friend's sister, Paige, instantly gets my vote for that one.

Is your sister a Mayhem User? No?

Fuck your vote Hammy.

haHA! No vote for you.

Just go with cthulhu's list

Best band is a moot one as we have already proven it to be Celtic Frost.

Seriously?

They aren't even considered a great band in my book. They are good, but Hellhammer was much better.

OOH! I love Celtic Frost!

I think we'll just go with Cthulhu's list and begin....now (though I'll save member of the year for last)

So, best new member (since oct 9), cast your votes!

Knightfall wrote:

So, best new member (since oct 9), cast your votes!

This is a tough one for me...but I'll go with Cthulhu.

Yo dumbass, he's not in contention.

Black wizard, for great cleavage!!!

Oh....hadn't noticed that....shit, now I gotta go look up registration dates...

EDIT: yeah, I'm gonna go with black wizard

Phil wrote:

Knightfall wrote:

So, best new member (since oct 9), cast your votes!

This is a tough one for me...but I'll go with Cthulhu.

Yo dumbass, he's not in contention. I'll go black wizard, I guess.

You guess? Well don't you just sound happy to cast that vote.

fixed vote.

I vote Black Wizard