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PerYngveOhlin
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Warluster
Doomsower
Warluster


Number of posts : 347
Registration date : 2010-04-26
Age : 34
Location : The Trenches of Valhalla, CA

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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 7:22 am

After giving the theory some critical anaylsis, I determined that if you, Per, were to ever be in any sort of government office in which you had even minor power, I, the user known as Warluster, would hunt you down like an animal and slaughter you.

It would be in one of the more painful ways imaginable except that I would fear being interrupted and therefore not finishing the deed, so I would probably eliminate you quickly, though I would make sure that it wouldn't be too fast so as to not give you a free pass over excrutiating suffering.

I would be doing my duty to the human race and therefore absolve myself of any guilt, though I probably would not have any as I lack such emotions when I want to. I've been told I can be a very cold person. It's the calculating logic. I would have no problem ridding this reality of a person I deemed unjust or not abiding by the niceties as it were.




I've also been watching a lot of Hannibal lately. The Silence of the Lambs is a great film.
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Vacantgreen
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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 9:38 am

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
Civilians shouldn't have guns.
Fail.

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
there would be no crime (it would not be tolerated, punishment for all crimes of violence or theft would be death)
Fail

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
(except for the rampant death penalty,
Fail

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
national pride,
Fail

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
deporting inferiors,
Fail

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
and everyone being/adoring me).
Fail

your country would suck
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Vacantgreen
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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 9:40 am

Warluster wrote:
It would be in one of the more painful ways imaginable
Fail

Warluster wrote:
though I would make sure that it wouldn't be too fast so as to not give you a free pass over excrutiating suffering.
Fail

Warluster wrote:
I would be doing my duty to the human race and therefore absolve myself of any guilt,
Fail

Warluster wrote:
It's the calculating logic.
Fail

Warluster wrote:
I would have no problem ridding this reality of a person I deemed unjust
Fail

your revolution would suck
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PerYngveOhlin
Aryan Dronefag
PerYngveOhlin


Number of posts : 2659
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Age : 35
Location : Canada

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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 11:12 am

Yeah, much more than my regime of incredible intolerance.

I would completely support my brutal murder if I had ever acted outside of the greater good for my nation though. Just keep it to within fifteen minutes of pain and sufferin, no blunt head trauma either, if I'm gonna be a martyr I want to feel everything. Maybe a little longer if I reeeeeeeally fucked up.
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Blackwater-RiD
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Blackwater-RiD


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 11:21 am

Pery, you can be sure I would have my fillet knife, some lemon juice, and other necessary torture tools and restraints handy if you ever fucked up. If you reeeeeally fucked up, you'd have to provide the life support, however.
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PerYngveOhlin
Aryan Dronefag
PerYngveOhlin


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 2:56 pm

Eeeeeew, life support. I got D.N.R. tattooed on my chest so that if I ever get hit by a car or something they don't defiblerate me or hook me up to life support. Do not want to stay alive in a coma, I'm afraid of my subconciousness.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


Number of posts : 689
Registration date : 2009-10-21
Age : 36
Location : Seattle, WA

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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 3:37 pm

When you become ruler of my country, can I have some sort of high commanding position? Or he'll
Front the next holocaust? I have some rage I need to get out. I could use some fun.
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Warluster
Doomsower
Warluster


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 10:30 pm

Per, I would never make you a martyr. I would dispose of you and throw you out with the rest of the trash. No glorious death for you. No announcements, no publicity, no grand statements. I would simply rid the world of you.


It's all tongue in cheek, Vacant. Besides, I said nothing on a revolution. If I had a part in a revolution it would be a great one. I simply spoke of taking someone out of power, not of revolution.
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PerYngveOhlin
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PerYngveOhlin


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 9:36 am

In a cult of personality/dictatorship like I'm proposing killing the leader would be akin to revolution.

Wizard, the holocaust is secret this time, but you can be my Obergruppenführer any time.
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Kerberos
Imperial Walnut Slayer
Kerberos


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Location : New Zealand

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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 1:15 pm

Can I be your gas-chamber guinea-pig?
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 1:48 pm

Yaaaaaaay! Well, I'm convinced this is an awesome idea. Let's get on it! My child will be the first Pery-Youth. XD
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PerYngveOhlin
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PerYngveOhlin


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 1:53 pm

I'd love to start up a Pery-Youth, I've pretty much given up on all but the next few generations. If we teach them now, before they can be brainwashed, we could build a better future.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 1:56 pm

Well, here in about 7 months or so, you'll have your first untainted recruit. We'll start as early as possile, because you better believe my child will be raised correctly.
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PerYngveOhlin
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PerYngveOhlin


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 2:47 pm

Haha, the Pery-Youth mandatory haircut is hair no shorter than six inches but shaved on the sides. What nationality is the father? As long as there are no Czech or non-European genes in him there will be no rank restrictions on him. Fuck the Czech.

Also, teach him to hate the Czech.
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Master Cthulhu
Fully Converted
Master Cthulhu


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 8:41 pm

^lol, that's almost exactly my hairstyle at the moment.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 10:43 pm

^ Win lolol

He's some sort of European-mix. not Czech, or non-European. So we're good there.
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PerYngveOhlin
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PerYngveOhlin


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 1:20 am

I had about a foot of hair shaved on the sides before I needed to get a job. So now my hair wouldn't meet regulation length. Regulation for Marines though.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 1:29 am

My hair is just normal. I can't pull off any of that crazy stuff, which kind of sucks. I'm just going to grow it back out super long, now that its back to my natural blonde.
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PerYngveOhlin
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PerYngveOhlin


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 12:56 pm

I'm looking forward to looking like a redneck while my hair grows out. You should grow your hair to your ass, and French braid it, women are puuuuuurty with French braids.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 5:00 pm

I want my hair super long like that! You're good. I want to find some supplements that will make it grow quicker and healthy. Atleast I'm not going to dye it for a long time, and that will help.
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PerYngveOhlin
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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyWed Nov 03, 2010 12:41 am

I refuse to have short blonde hair as blonde hair looks retarded when short. I have it dyed daaaaaaaaark brown right now, once it gets to my shoulders I will stop that shit and grow it out blonde.
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Warluster
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Warluster


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyWed Nov 03, 2010 12:57 am

My hair's already super long, so blow me.

I've thought about shaving it all off every now and then and going with a super badass mohawk, though I dunno if I could pull that off.

I like having long hair but sometimes it gets annoying for many reasons. Women are constantly coming up to me and touching my hair and saying how fantastic it is, which might sound nice, but it can get annoying.
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PerYngveOhlin
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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyWed Nov 03, 2010 1:10 am

So hit on them, dumbass. You could bump your average tenfold. I used to have 'nice' and 'soft' hair at one point too.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyWed Nov 03, 2010 1:18 am

My hair is past my shoulders, so blonde it is.

I have a thing for guys with long hair, just something about it... dunno what it is. But I don't go all crazy and have to be all up in some random guy's hair. That's creepy. If I saw you, I'd probably compliment you, and be on my way.

My hair used to be to about the bottom of my rib cage. I miss it, but it can get annoying, agreed.
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I_am_the_black_wizard
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I_am_the_black_wizard


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PostSubject: Re: ...   ... - Page 4 EmptyWed Nov 03, 2010 1:28 am

PerYngveOhlin wrote:
So hit on them, dumbass. You could bump your average tenfold. I used to have 'nice' and 'soft' hair at one point too.
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He's right, you know. You should be hitting on em.
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