Being sick.....thread!

If you have the flu, have a cold, don't feel well for some reason.......post it here!

What's wrong with me? Let's go down the list:

Fever
Headache
Stomach aches (feels like tiny lightening bolts are running through my belly)
Heat flashes (it's 48 degree's outside)
& dizziness

Either I have something rare or I'm just turning into a zombie.

Have at it people, lets see what ya got on those bad "I feel like shit" days.

Well, im fine now, but ive had type 1 diabetes for more than 6 years.
Thats 4 insulin injections per day.

NECROPHAGIST wrote:

Well, im fine now, but ive had type 1 diabetes for more than 6 years.
Thats 4 insulin injections per day.

Quote :

im the type of nigga thats built to last
you fuck with me
ill put my foot in yo ass

much lawlzy-er

It's a classic.

where it it from?

Diabeetus Avenue.

I do not get sick.

The worst I've had in several years was a stuffy nose and a cough that lasted about 3 days.

Master Cthulhu wrote:

NECROPHAGIST wrote:

where it it from?

lawl, thats what i guessed

I rarely get sick. If I DO happen to get sick, it's usually a sinus infection.

Sometimes I have stomach problems but thats just because I enjoy eating insanely hot sauces

I have a cough most of the winter, but it doesn't bother me. I don't think smoking helps, but it started long before I started smoking, so that's not the only reason. Sometimes, if I get a cold and sleep on my right side, I have really bad vertigo for a day or so, since I fucked my ear up kickboxing and now my inner-ear on the right side is all weird.

I never get sick either, maybe once every two years or so but when I do get sick it's pretty bad.

Maybe eat some meat, silly VeganGreen.

Yours?

No. No soup for you.

Please?

No. I'd sooner fuck a goat.

You misunderstand. I'm asking you to fap into a pan, sever off your penis, fry it in your semen, and mail it to me to eat.

I'm not a fucking sicko, I wouldn't fuck a Norwegian.

More German than Norwegian, actually, and it is good that you wouldn't we don't need your filth in our gene pool.

No, I do not want to be your friend, Mr. Meiwes.

That's even worse. Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how buttsecks works.

It's not, but I'm assuming that you wouldn't fuck a Norwegian woman either, and that is how cuntsecks works.

As we revealed in our discussion of paganism, there are no Norwegian women, since the Aryan kid only had male offspring. I don't make up the stupid rules to your world, I just make fun of them.

This whole thread now makes me wanna fap.