The V game

Rules:

^ something about whoever posted before you/an answer to whatever they posted in their V

< Something random about yourself or what you're doing

V Something completely random/a question for whoever posts next

I'll begin:

^ Crazy fuckah

< Has coffee

V Touches small children at night

^ Slightly aroused.

< Very aroused.

V Impotent.

^

< Wa....What? I miss anything?

V Enjoys poking hobos

^ Is a hobo.

< His fingers are cold.

V Enjoys raping cancer patients.

^ I....but no.....but how......DAMN YOU!!!!!!

< Has tried to stop

V secretly plans to bomb Italy

^ What?! Italy is a horrible, horrible place, full of evil, evil people. I assume. I've never actually been, but I bet you it is.

< Can't find instructions for making bombs online.

V Is my accomplice.

^ What can I say? He pays in free tacos

< Mmmmm...tacos

V Is responsible for the ice age

^damn straight

< is bored

V will entertain me

^

<

V

^ Yes.

< Just went poop.

V Will not have wanted to know I just went poop.

^ You too

< Soooooda

V Thirsts for blood

^ Dang right.

< Hey, I'm in. Kate Beckinsale's a vampire.

v His/her favorite band is The Beatles.

^ No

< Thinks the Beatles are incredibly overrated

V Uses a rolling pin for self pleasure

^ no........

< agrees about the above bug comments

V will masage me with the rolling pin?

^ Say please

< Can't wait, supposed to get a foot of snow

V Snow?

^ i love snow

< needs tacos need them or he will explode (it happens sometimes)

V gives tacos....and a burrito too

^ Must settle for enchiladas

< Can cook the best rice-a-roni you've ever had

V UPS or Fed-ex?

^again with these choices

<purolator

V is going to get over here and make me some rice-a-roni

^ Certainly, but you're paying bail when I get caught without a passport

< Has never been to Canadia

V Chicken or beef rice-a-roni?

^should come sometime.

<ooh these damn choices i refuse to choose......chicken and then beef

V is never going to make me choose again

^ What's in it for me?

<

V Will I get cash, check, or some form of material payment?

^ how about pretty pictures?

< has got to run (will be on later)

V says goodbye.

^ Bye

< Needs to find out how to add affiliates

V Knows?

^ Is screwed.

< Doesn't know how for this kind of forum.

v Is disappointed.

^ Somewhat

< Doesn't think it can

V for vendetta