Lets play a game.

Its called: "Is this male, or female?"

I found this picture while on myspace. I know this person, so I hold the true answer to the question.




Also, as a bonus: The caption under the picture: Corpse paint is awesome.

I'll let you deal with that last part however you wish.

This is pretty much for my own amusement.

Male, female, doesn't matter. I'm going with fat.

Damnit, I was going to say "Besides fat, male or female?"

Ooops on my part.

I'm adding bad teeth to my answer.

Extremely, yes.

And no, it is not me. If I were to ever get close to looking like this. I'd kill myself.

Female

Also, shitty corpsepaint design. Inferior genepool is evidenced by eyes, I'm going with a fat British black metal wannabee.

Edit: And a niggernose, don't know how that slipped past me until now.

British is somewhere down the line, points for that, points for agreement on shitty 'corpsepaint' design. This whale's favorite band is:

*drumroll please* Slipknot.

And points to Hammy as well.

Ew, a maggot.

Yes, ew indeed.

Here ya go:

http://www.myspace.com/kaityrenee

Why would you give me this. I am horrified enough.

Interesting coincidence that has no relation to the subject at hand but I feel must be discussed. Shuffle. Darkthrone, followed by Jewel Throne by Celtic Frost. FREAKY SHIT!

Edit: For the ignorant, Jewel Throne by Celtic Frost is one of the songs that inspired Darkthrone's name change from Black Death to Darkthrone.

Because it completes the effect. It is horrifying. I had to go to school with this beast. Not to mention her 'best friend' Christina (The blonde chick about halfway down the left of the page {who is atleast twice that size now}). Who dislikes me for complete bullshit reasons. Who is dating my last ex [who listens to all the same music I do], that lets her listen to Papa Roach and A7X.

Hes no real winner either, but great to lol at: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=244184938

Its a big circle of douche-dom.

And that is freaky!

People who wear the hoods on hoodies shout be shot. Unless it is raining, my hair goes nuts when it gets wet. Hoodies themselves are fine, I normally don't wear one, but the hoods always make them look like shit. At least he has good taste in Emperor, even the people I live with like Prometheus, dispite my attempts to poison them against it. Mind you, they like some Slipknot too.

He has good taste in music, but thats about it. His taste in women went to shit after me. Even the girl he cheated on me with is better than the one he is with now. The closest to listening to metal the one he is with now got was Ensiferum, because of yours truly. And because I refused to listen to Godsmack everywhere we fucking went.

In all honestly, he did not look this bad when I dated him. He used to have long hair, but then cut it. I swear that everything went to hell when he cut his hair short.

Everything always does, I chopped my hair off to get a job. Shortly after that my bass died on me and I'm too poor to a) replace it or b) get it fixed. Though that may change. Having hair that doesn't go down to my nipples is weird. It is just getting longer again now.

Also, Ensiferum is fine, I'm going to see them in November with Blackguard and Hypocrisy. Should be a sweet show, Ensiferum did great when I saw them in July.

He just decided to cut it off, for no apparent reason. And turned into a douche. Thats why I'm refusing to let the one I have now cut his hair. I like long hair. Mine is about half-way down my chest now. I miss the days when I could just cover my chest with it. My boobs were nowhere near as big as they are now back then, but when the time comes, I'll make it work.

I'd send you a bass, but I like mine. Even though two of them aren't the greatest. Sentimental value, I suppose.

Eh, I might be able to get my hands on a cheap, semi-good quality one here pretty quick. I know a guy with some connections.

My first was a Jackson. I stole it. From my highschool.

The second, a Johnson. I bought it because its green. And to my amazement, actually has good sound. Its easy on the hands to play, good for funk if you are in a wierd mood. A buddy of mine fell in love with it, and is borrowing it at the moment.

My pride and joy, is my Ibanez BTB 5-string. Originally priced at over a grand brand new, I got it for $350 at a family friend's yard sale. No problems with it at all, he just didn't have time for it any more. Too many guitars.


Also got a Line 6 pod for $80, which my ex tried to take off with.

I had a left handed Squier P-bass, might be able to get an Ibanez 500-L for cheap. Which will be nice, as I'm sick of using my friend's. Fucking right handed faggots.

I like my Ibanez. Its my big-girl bass.

Hahahahaha, I'm sure you'll find something soon. I will it to be done, so the cosmos will do it.

I certainly hope so, I have a band that wants me. I just need my own instrument.

Oh yes, Ensiferum. I was trying to find a way to word that sentence correctly, and couldn't do it.

The only band under the umbrella term of metal she ever listened to was Ensiferum. There we go.

I love Ensiferum, and I'm pissed because I didn't have the money to go see them when they did Pagan Fest in Seattle not too long ago.

I got fucked out of Dethklok too, but thats a different story.


I'm sure you can do it. You seem quite crafty, so this shouldn't be too big of a problem.

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! A fat maggot in corpsepaint.

Dethklok was a pretty sweet show, other than Converge. We tried to boo them off the stage when they said they had one more song left, they played three more... Mastodon was pretty boring too, but they aren't exactly my thing, I was mostly there for High on Fire.