Longevity of Bands in Your Personal Tastes

Phil wrote:

Knightfall wrote:

Phil wrote:

Jed???? Wtf, did your parents come from the stone age?

Naw man, if they came from the Stone Age he'd have a cool name like Ahg, or Booga Booga. Jeremiah, Jed, his parents are clearly farmers from the 1800s

Or Amish....

SAME THING

19th century farming's more advanced than being AMISH!

Yeah but the Amish have cool beards.

Phil wrote:

19th century farming's more advanced than being AMISH!

This is true...

Wait...We need to do the Amish test.

Hammy, do your mom and dad both have a beard?

I know for a fact his mom does...she just...uh..."hides it" in her panties

Phil wrote:

Wait...We need to do the Amish test.

Hammy, do your mom and dad both have a beard?

No. My mom doesn't have one, and my dad has only had one for about a year, and it's not like an Amish beard.

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Phil wrote:

Mormon

*gasp*

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Haimerej wrote:

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Did you check your basement? There might be a couple tied up there.

Kerberos wrote:

Haimerej wrote:

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Did you check your basement? There might be a couple tied up there.

Wait, what about my basement?

Kerberos wrote:

Haimerej wrote:

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Did you check your basement? There might be a couple tied up there.

We live in an apartment complex where the only person with access to the basement is the landlord.

Haimerej wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

Haimerej wrote:

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Did you check your basement? There might be a couple tied up there.

We live in an apartment complex where the only person with access to the basement is the landlord.

That means nothing. Go check it. Now.

And Knightfall, you do the same. Im waiting...

Haimerej wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

Haimerej wrote:

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Did you check your basement? There might be a couple tied up there.

We live in an apartment complex where the only person with access to the basement is the landlord.

What kinda kinky shit is that?!

Kerberos wrote:

Haimerej wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

Haimerej wrote:

Phil wrote:

Ok, so we can't eliminate Amish entirely, but let's move onto Mormon....How many "mothers" do you have Hammy?

Just one.

Did you check your basement? There might be a couple tied up there.

We live in an apartment complex where the only person with access to the basement is the landlord.

That means nothing. Go check it. Now.

And Knightfall, you do the same. Im waiting...

I can't, it's locked and only the Landlord has the key.

Kerberos wrote:

And Knightfall, you do the same. Im waiting...

I'm already in my basement...

...two in each corner makes for simple and easy storage and leaves plenty of room on the walls to display remains of past "mothers"

Knightfall wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

And Knightfall, you do the same. Im waiting...

I'm already in my basement...

...two in each corner makes for simple and easy storage and leaves plenty of room on the walls to display remains of past "mothers"

OK. In that case Im the one with the rope and purple dildo

At what time do you think you could come over? I'm out of rope and the dildo's a tad faded

Im already there. Just unshackle me.

Wait...which corner did I leave you in?

JUST LOOK FOR THE PURPLE DILDO!

...oh...you....uh, yeah, about that.....*slowly pulls out gun*

Hey! Wait! Whats going on? What are you doing?

*shoots Kerb in the back of the head*