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PostSubject: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 5:17 am

This is the joke thread, any jokes you can think of are welcome, NO RACIAL JOKES!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 7:38 am

Pft, jew Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 8:13 am

Knightfall wrote:
Pft, jew Rolling Eyes
Im not a god damn jew!! me 1st name is jesse and the first letter of my last name is w so its jessew, if you cant figure that out you need to go back a few grades and take a test!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 8:23 am

Dude, calm down Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 9:45 am

no one ever said you were a jew, jewboy Wink it's just a fun nickname
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 9:50 am

he might get pissed if u keep up with this jewboy nonsense

opps

anyway

https://www.youtube.com/v/vyX9zdcU0T0


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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 10:12 am

hahaha, that soundtrack is the best. i hated Rent with a passion
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 10:14 am

Phil wrote:
no one ever said you were a jew, jewboy Wink it's just a fun nickname

I was doing it because his name very much resembles jew and he said no racial jokes on a board with no rules Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 12:43 pm

jessew wrote:
NO RACIAL JOKES!

I'm sorry what was that?

Anyway...

What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
The black ones steal your watch.

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.

How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.

How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn?
Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang

Another Jelly bean one

Why are black people like jelly beans?
No one likes the black ones.
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 12:44 pm

Fuck political correctness
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 3:03 pm

lol i liked the jelly bean ones
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 3:11 pm

the Congress Joke.

If pros and cons are opposites and progress is moving forward then what's congress?


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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:09 pm

i dunoo!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:10 pm

The oppisite of progress Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:17 pm

oh moveing backwards lol
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:20 pm

fuck polotics
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:22 pm

Like a baby seal
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:25 pm

I'd post an image, but it'd get me banned...
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:26 pm

yer lol
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:26 pm

Print it out and bring it to school tomorrow Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:27 pm

too lazy...
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:28 pm

Eh, I'll just think of a visu.......... Shocked ........... The official joke thread. 608134
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:33 pm

here's a close estimate while staying within the site limitations:
The official joke thread. Baby-seal
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PostSubject: Re: The official joke thread.   The official joke thread. EmptyTue Mar 03, 2009 4:34 pm

I....I'm.....I'm not sure......should I laugh?
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