The official joke thread.

Kerberos wrote:

If you say so. I personally have never eaten a baby, or a bag. (i think eating babies is illegal here)

Now why would I eat a bag... when babies are ever so succulent! Sometimes I smack my ass with a paddle full of nails before I sit on a baby's stomach and suffocate it. And then I roast each portion while I insert sewing needles in my abdomen. See, you can't suffocate a bag.

Kirakishou wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

If you say so. I personally have never eaten a baby, or a bag. (i think eating babies is illegal here)

Now why would I eat a bag... when babies are ever so succulent! Sometimes I smack my ass with a paddle full of nails before I sit on a baby's stomach and suffocate it. And then I roast each portion while I insert sewing needles in my abdomen. See, you can't suffocate a bag.

Ok, you seriously need professional psychiatric help.

Kerberos wrote:

(i think eating babies is illegal here)

What kind of fucked up times are we living in? *sigh* Sometimes I wonder what this world is coming to.

Haha you guys are really uneducated, that was a joke about Albert Fish. Go read about this great man IMMEDIATELY.

Kirakishou wrote:

Haha you guys are really uneducated, that was a joke about Albert Fish. Go read about this great man IMMEDIATELY.

You have an ugly fascination with homosexual pedophile cannibals. I'm slightly aroused.

Kirakishou wrote:

Haha you guys are really uneducated, that was a joke about Albert Fish. Go read about this great man IMMEDIATELY.

I stand by my statement.

Blackwater-RiD wrote:

You have an ugly fascination with homosexual pedophile cannibals. I'm slightly aroused.

I enjoy anything that rips apart the moral fibers of the world and shows people the real ugliness and perversions out there. Sick of people living in their fairy tale world with their Indie Music and Knitted Sweaters.

But then again how do you blind a zipperhead?
Use Dental Floss.

Kirakishou wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

If you say so. I personally have never eaten a baby, or a bag. (i think eating babies is illegal here)

Now why would I eat a bag... when babies are ever so succulent! Sometimes I smack my ass with a paddle full of nails before I sit on a baby's stomach and suffocate it. And then I roast each portion while I insert sewing needles in my abdomen. See, you can't suffocate a bag.

Yes, but then you have to cook juuuuuust right and you gotta worry about your neighbors wondering what smells so scrumptious and wanting to come over for dinner and then be friends and so on and so forth, you can just eat a bag as is and not have to worry about those pesky mooch-ass neighbors

Knightfall wrote:

Yes, but then you have to cook juuuuuust right and you gotta worry about your neighbors wondering what smells so scrumptious and wanting to come over for dinner and then be friends and so on and so forth, you can just eat a bag as is and not have to worry about those pesky mooch-ass neighbors

Well if you get an AZN baby you can just say its an order of boneless spare ribs and say you only got one comboplatter of it. Or you can just have rabid weasels so if they come by the house they can scratch their faces off...and then damn! You can eat their remains too...whatever is left over from the rabid weasels.

I like the way you think, but where am I gonna find rabid weasels? The way laws are now I'll bet that even they are illegal, a damned shame if ya ask me, nothing says "guard dog" like a pack of deranged rodents

Well just buy some weasels, feed them used tampons and soon enough they will be lusting after human blood and put speed in their food or shoot them up with adrenaline and then dont feed it for 3 days....VIOLLE! RABID WEASELS!

I like the sounds of that...

Ok, you ALL need psychiatric help.

no, you do Kerberos. You're the odd one out! *bashes his head in*

Drugs are bad for you Hammy

Only drug I'm on is music, biotch! *bashes admins head in*

thats is Tomoya in your sig right Haimerej?

You betcha. Clannad After Story = win

Sunohara's Loli sister is what Clannad After Story means to me. That scene when she was all like ONII-CHAN I totally pitched a tent.

btw I made that sig myself, whatcha think?

Well you either blow at photoshop or you really love pixelated looking crap....if you gimme the picture of Tomoya I can re-edit it for you so it doesnt look like MS PAINT AIDS.

Well it was kinda my first ever photoshopping job EVER... Give me a few, I gotta find the original and upload it

anyone know good photoshop websites? mine i was using shut down and it doesnt work anymore.

what do you mean photoshop websites? Just download the program...I would say buy it, but those people are like SUPER ULTRA KIKES to charge that much.