The official joke thread.

I just get someone else to do it for me if I care enough

You should learn to do it yourself so you aren't dependent on others

Bash my head in will you Haimerej? Watch your back, because I will be following you very closely. Very closely indeed...

*decides to drop mines wherever he goes* watch out for those breadcrumbs, they've got WAY too much garlic in 'em!

Ha, nice try but you forget I am the grim reaper and am thus immortal. Mere landmines will not harm me! Muahahahaha!

Kirakishou wrote:

what do you mean photoshop websites? Just download the program...I would say buy it, but those people are like SUPER ULTRA KIKES to charge that much.

what i meant was a site to go to to download it right from the site.

no, but I bet they give you a nasty tickle.

Re4master wrote:

Kirakishou wrote:

what do you mean photoshop websites? Just download the program...I would say buy it, but those people are like SUPER ULTRA KIKES to charge that much.

what i meant was a site to go to to download it right from the site.

Torrents Mah Boi, Delicious Torrents.

There were two friends; a Jewish boy and an Italian boy. As a coming of age gift the Jewish boy recieved a gol watch, the Italian boy a gun. When they met up the next day they decided they liked eachothers gifts better, so they swapped.

Anyway, when the Italian boy got home and showed his father his new watch and explained how he got it, his father was furious.

"Whatta you do that for!?" he yelled, "stupida boy! Suppose some day you get married. Then suppose some day you come home and finda your wife in bed with another man! Then whatta you gonna do?! Look ata you watch and say "How long are you gonna be?"!"

A priest would just go "HOW DARE YOU?!" then realize it's a fellow parishioner and then decide to join in.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender says "man, that must hurt!"

The pirate replies, "arr, it's driving me nuts!"

It was lame, but I still laughed just as much

What did Jesus say to the Indians.

Don't do anything until I get back.

On the subject of Indians, I played Balderdash today, (for those of you who have never heard of it, in which case, SHAME ON YOU, it's a bluffing game where you get a word and make up a definition for it, and try to get it dictionary-like so that others vote for your definition thinking it's the right one) and the word Howdah came up, and I went Howdah: Slang greeting among Native American Indians.

*attempts to find the joke in Hammy's post*

*finds joke*
*not funny*

I killed this thread.

And now I am attempting to bring it back to life

Help me bring success to this thread necromancy!

I have no jokes that jump to mind, but I did remove the hideous orange colour from the thread title. Critical contribution ftw.

Kerberos wrote:

I did remove the hideous orange colour from the thread title. Critical contribution ftw.

I'm sorry, but that's about as funny as saying taking the "The" out of "The facebook" to turn it into "Facebook" is a critical contribution. Yes, it made it smoother and more hip, but the design in and of itself would have surpassed a mild hillock like that. And besides, I'm sure Mark Zuckerberg would have thought of it eventually.

Are you comparing me to Mark Zuckerberg?

Kerberos wrote:

Are you comparing me to Mark Zuckerberg?

No I'm comparing you to Sean Parker.

I had to wiki him. That picture freaked the hell out of me. If that ain't a computer geek, I don't know what is.