The "Flame the faggot above and below you" Thread

^ Needs to quit emailing sexual pictures to Bigfoot, he's never gonna reply...ever

< Loves the donkeys too much

V Tastes terrible

^ Lures little children into his house with promises of cookies and candy.

< yes he will! just you wait bitch!

v Throws babies into incinerators.

^ Is lying to himself, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH!!!!!!

< Throwing them is a good way to burn calories, I see no harm in that

V There is no hope for you, I'm afraid

^ (in a six-year-olds voice) Is a big bully!

< Has decided to also start throwing babies into incinerators to burn calories.

v has empty space between their ears, and nothing else.

^ Did a poor job of insulting me

< The acoustics in that empty space are astounding, never really wanted a brain anyway

V Secretly wants to shave my testicles

^ has no testicles to shave.

< Hides under childrens beds and yells boo when they fall asleep.

v Is a fucking tosser

^ Is worse than fucking ceiling cat

< Can get no privacy it seems

V Will raid my underwear drawer I assume

^ is a subhuman piece of scum who doesnt deserve privacy.

< would if he knew where Knightfall lived (I now see the point in your location...)

v Like the teletubbies.

^ Doesn't appreciate the finer things of children's television

< Teletubbies 4 life!

V Lost his virginity to a broomstick

^ needs to grow the fuck up.

< that broomstick thing was an accident!

v adopts orphans and feeds them to tigers, the heartless bastard.

^ Excuses, excuses

< How does that make me heartless? Nobody wants those orphans and the tigers would starve otherwise

V Is the actual heartless bastard, he has no appreciation for the majestic animals that we share the world with

^ Thinks orphans are animals, the swine.

< appreciates the majestic animals we share our world with only when in rug, trophy or canned form.

v Is obsessed with dildos.

^ Knows too much about my fetishes

< But hey, at least it's better than a fucking broomstick

V Your ass is probably lined with splinters

^ Is a serial streaker.

< Knows all and sees all.

v A broomstick is still better than the post covered in nails and barbed wire you use.

^ HEY!

< I ONLY USED THAT ONCE AND THAT WAS FOR MONEY

V DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!!

^ When done for money it makes you a man-whore.

< is shocked our admin is setting such an example.

v Likes country-western music.

^ Set his standards too high it seems

< Only when it involves a banjo-player with one leg, a lazy eye, and a cool hat

V Is in cohorts with ceiling cat, you fiend

^ Has just looked in the mirror for inspiration.

< Is actually stalking ceiling cat, but found another target.

v Will be eaten by THE GOAT for not respecting the grim-necro-kvlt-black-metal. (See Uncyclopedia, Black Metal)

^ Is a damn fool

< I pity the fool

V You don't stalk ceiling cat, ceiling cat is all-knowing, all seeing, he is everything, he is nothing

^ Knows nothing about ceiling cat, the ignorant fool.

< Knows all and sees all, even more than ceiling cat because he is the grim reaper.

v Is a geriatric old fool with sagging man-boobs.

^ Would like that, wouldn't he

< Has a sagging nutsack, but my boobs are still quite perky

V Wants me

^ AHAHAHAHAHAHA

< HAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

v Haha?

^ is the polar opposite of funny.

< is also the polar opposite of funny.

v you suck.

^ Just isn't funny

< Is funny looking at the least

V Concurs

^ can't even crap out a witty comment

< only concurs with the second statement

V listens to shitknot