The "Flame the faggot above and below you" Thread

^ wishes I raped him

< rapes myself more than llamas

v was touched by Michael Jackson before he died

^ a one l lama is a priest, a two l llama is a beast...

< Apparently, since Michael Jackson was made 99% of plastic, they're cremating him and turning him into legos so that kids can play with him for a change.

V doesn't get the first joke

^ is going to be one of the first people to buy the "Special Edition Michael Jackson Legos"

< got the first joke, however thought it was still a little weak

v has a sign in their backyard saying "You must be this high to ride Michael"

^ GET OFF MAH LAWN!!!!!!!!

< Got that sign for a great bargain

V Isn't tall enough

^ has been on the ride many times

< literally lol'd at the above poster

v so pathetic there is no insult worthy of writing

^ So pathetic he couldn't think of an insult to write

< Loves that ride, especially at the end when it slaps your ass with a white powdery glove

V Really wishes they were tall enough to ride now

^ RIP Michael Jackson... he touched us all....

< was one of the people who went 'thank god' when he heard about his death

V just laughed when he heard

^ thanked god because noone would know he is Michael jacksons illegitimate son

< Is tall enough for the ride

v you're a pathetic lowlife

^ so are you.
< Has been neglecting his duty to learn Japanese
V Is trolled often

^ is stalking me

< is also failing to learn Japanese at a good rate... can't even remember all of the first 10 numbers right now.

V fails so epicly that it isn't epic

^ is trying to cover up his insecurities.

< Read the thread, I stalk people. Deal with it.

v GO BACK TO LISTENING TO HANNAH MONTANA!

^ I'm listening right now. How am I supposed to go back?

< What a fucking faggot.

V Is a filthy protestant whore.

^ discriminates against nice religious people who devote their time to serving God (im athiest, before anyone makes any smart remarks.)

< hates religion

v eats out of garbage bins.

^ secretly loves God and prays every night

< found some good food from peoples garbage bins

v finished masturbating to gay porn

^ finds mold tasty

< didn't masturbate to GAY porn, masturbated to GURO porn. GET IT RIGHT!

V doesn't know what guro is, the sicko.

^ Go back to your gay porn

< Agrees mould is tasty

v Once ran over a child then ate them

^ is the real sicko

< only in his fantasies

V will look up Guro to find out what it is

^ Is too open about his weird fantasies, the sick fuck.

< Is too lazy.

v Like pornogrind

^ shall be called Grif from now on

< doesn't know what pornogrind is, and is also too lazy

V is even more perverted than me, just isn't as open about it

^ Wishes I was as perverted so he wouldnt be so judged by society.

< Grif? WTF?

v Two words: FISH FETISH!

^ Grif is a character from a popular online show Red vs Blue. Grif is the laziest character of 'em all, and if he could just sleep 24/7 till the end of time, he would.

< lol wtf that's one of the few fetishes I don't have

V shouldn't keep his pervertedness bottled up like he does, eventually he'll go insane and rape someone

^ Are you volunteering?

< Grif I be then. Sounds a lot like me.

v Is spreading lies, the scumbag!

^ is lazier than he's giving himself credit for

< doesn't everybody lie?

v watched "2 Girls 1 Cup" and enjoyed it.

^ you sick fuck

< I never tell the truth. Ever.

v contracted syphillus from a boy-hooker on a trip to Thailand.

^ wishes I did because he's so into that

< is completely straight

V is completely gay