The "Flame the faggot above and below you" Thread

^ still listens to shitknot, but won't admit it

< also used to listen to shitknot, and will on occasion

v is my child

^ Could very well be my father

< Has never met his biological father

V Will now stereotypically proclaim me a bastard child

^ is a bastard

< has no parents, and is a test-tube baby

v is half chimpanzee, half horses ass

^ Is artificial, the fake

< Has aposable thunbs on his feet and a tail that will flick biting horse-flies away effortlessly, how is that a bad thing?

V Has the brain-capacity of fly larvae

^ has no brain whatsoever

< at least i have a brain.

v has nude pictures of george bush, the creep.

^ Has been in my special room it seems

< Only has them for blackmail in the future

V Conducts anual pantie-raids on nursing homes

^ is ashamed of his sexuality, it would appear.

< conducted a pantie raid on the nursing home Knightfall lives in.

v I hate you.

^ Secretly loves me

< Is fucked up

V I love you

^ is clearly gay or very fruity

< only loves himself

v I still want to run you down with a bus.

^ would throw your moma in the way so it would just bounce off

< is bk from outer space

v is secretly in love with knightfall

^ projects his insecurities, just like a majority of the people on this thread

< doesn't have insecurities

V has nothing but insecurities

^ Lies about his insecurities

< Isn't ashamed of them, in fact, I embrace them

V Is a disgrace

^ wants to sleep with the guitarist in his avatar

< is a pedophile and proud of it

V wishes he could be proud of his pedophile status

^ Is uneducated

< That's the bassist

V GET IT RIGHT GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

^ didn't mention pedophile in his post because he's insecure about his status as one

< didn't know that's what a bass looked like, and now knows for future reference

V will know THE TASTE OF OBLIVION! which tastes just like Red Bull.

^ Wishes I were a pedofile

< HATES Red Bull

V Likes that shit

^ Actually likes redbull

< Doesn't like redbull. I don't like any energy drinks. Ick.

v Enjoys those nasty tasting things.

^ Is a dirty dirty liar

< Likes those yummy tasting things

V Let me guess, a cliched sex joke?

^ BLECH

< A lolicon, a shotacon, and a priest walk into a sex club...

V doesn't get the joke

^ didn't make a good joke...

< doesn't get the stupid joke

v secretly a leprechaun

^ has hairy eyelids

< my Irish heritage is irrelevant

v go back to fiddling with kids!

^ Is a dirty dirty leprechaun

< Has been fiddling with kids this whole time

V Missed out big time

^ rapes his little sister

< would if he had a sister

V now wishes he has a sister

^ Has been fooled

< I have no siblings

V Has no FAMILY

^ is an orphan who will be fed to tigers.

< will feed Knightfall to the tigers.

v rapes llamas.