The official joke thread.

I don't get it

Me neither...

Double reference, Twilight and Supernatural. Edward Cullen's a vampire from Twilight, Dean Winchester from Supernatural hunts evil supernatural beings, including vampires.

Ah I see.

It really loses something when it needs to be explained in detail

Some choice pick up lines:
"Are you retarded, because I think you're special", and "Did you fall from heaven because that would explain your face."

I recommend you avoid these if you dont want a black eye. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience.

I'm gonna use those on every hot girl I meet from now on

I'd pay to see their reactions. Figuritively speaking, of course.

Damn, I could use some spare cash...

You're shit out of luck then, I'm afraid.

*cries*

Want to hear a really good joke?
The Metal Mayhem Forum
(yeah, take it knightfall. TAKE IT)

Blackwater-RiD wrote:

Want to hear a really good joke?
The Metal Mayhem Forum
(yeah, take it knightfall. TAKE IT)

Thats a tired cliche.

You're a tired cliche.

Blackwater-RiD wrote:

You're a tired cliche.

Yes, but thats beside the point.

One day a police officer is driving down a road when he sees a farmr walking around with no pants on. Confused he stops and asks the farmer what hes doing. The farmer replies "yesterday I forgot to wear a shirt and my neck was as stiff as a board. This was my wifes idea".

Thats probably common in some rural parts of New Zealand. Honestly, when these farmers are stuck in a remote area with nothing but their wives and sheep/cows strange things may happen...

Poor cows

Some baby jokes:

Whats worse than 10 babies in a bag?
1 baby in 10 bags.

Whats the difference between a trailer of sand and a trailer of babies?
You cant empty a trailer of sand with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a baby crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

Kerberos wrote:

Whats worse than 10 babies in a bag?
1 baby in 10 bags.

Thats not worse, thats Delicious.

What's the best way to prevent pregnancy?

Shoot the bitch in the head after you cum in her pussy.

Kirakishou wrote:

Kerberos wrote:

Whats worse than 10 babies in a bag?
1 baby in 10 bags.

Thats not worse, thats Delicious.

Now youre beginning to scare me.

Help...

Leave me alone and I'll give you a baby!

I don't think he was referring to the baby, they're a bit gamey, bags on the other hand, are fucking delicious

If you say so. I personally have never eaten a baby, or a bag. (i think eating babies is illegal here)